Misfortune cookies - cynical f

Features Misfortune cookies - cynical f

Tired of sugary fortune tellings that dont really fulfill?
Well, here is a pack of cookies filled with pessimism.
They arent as motivational as those classic fortune cookies, but at least they could make you smile (maybe).Its not recommended for superstitious people and those who take seriously randomly-generated predictions from a stupid app.
P.S.
Dont take it seriously, really